From the “How To Be A Decent Human Being” File…
It’s bad enough that Daniel Tosh started talking about how funny rape jokes are. I’ll admit, that’s about the level of “humor” you’d expect from a man whose TV series consists of him showing YouTube...
View ArticleThe Two Post ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Directions
Let’s face it, we all know that ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ is likely to be the end of the Christopher Nolan Batman continuity. He did two good movies and one truly excellent one (I’ll leave it to you to...
View ArticleWell, this was lame
“But what – I don’t even – no, how can this be?” said the viewer, confused, as he watched quietly. “This ad is pathetic! It’s smug and unfunny, a terrible waste of some PAC’s money – the metre is off,...
View ArticleScott Kurtz is still Scott Kurtz, vol. whatever
(commentary requested by several people.) So, as we all know, Scott Kurtz believes that thinking that Jack Kirby was screwed by Marvel and doing something about it is “slacktivism” and moral...
View ArticleShorter National Review Online
“Newtown Answers” Charlotte Allen: This massacre might not have happened if some manly men were working at the school rather than weak, helpless women. Jim Daly: The massacre was horrible, but it’s...
View ArticleHappy New Year
Proof that 2013 has quite a bit of fucking up in order to match 2012: I dunno. It’s no Ponponpon, but it’s still pretty weird. PSY doesn’t even begin to measure up to the glorious tiny mountain of WTF...
View ArticleNO NO NO NO IT TOOK THEM FIVE YEARS AND THEY STILL DID IT WRONG
So a few years ago I pointed out that Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe was a terrible and stupid idea, and that if you are going to have a DC fighting game, then it should be a game where the characters...
View ArticleIf you needed another reason not to buy DC comics…
So I contacted DC about the mistaken “created by” credit on Vibe. Helpfully, they’re removing the “created by” credit entirely. — Gerry Conway (@gerryconway) February 22, 2013 (This is apparently not...
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This weekend, remember…
THE EASTER BUNNY DIED FOR YOUR SINS (Illustration by Bagram Ibatouilline, from The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane by Kate Camillo.)
View ArticleOh god just stop
So, yeah, this self-congratulatory anti-youth screed pretty much makes me want to commit murders. First off: it isn’t kids who choose to avoid roughhousing or “accidents” or who demand to be put on...
View ArticleWe’re so offended
FLAPJACKS: Hey, do you remember that song “Friday” by Rebecca Black? The really bad one? It was famous. ME: Yes, I remember that song. I have tried to put it well out of mind, but sadly I have failed....
View ArticleWeapons-grade stupid
…looks like this: nearly seven thousand words dedicated to the principle that MENS IS MENS AND WOMENS IS WOMENS AND NE’ER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET. Oh wait, did I say seven thousand words? Because I...
View ArticleSchmamergate and using irrelevancy as a weapon
I’ve been struck recently by how the “Gamergate” schmucks – and make no mistake, you are schmucks – seem determined to use absolutely irrelevant arguments to try and advance their stupid, frivolous...
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